https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w
"Hi, and you are?"
"Mr. Methane. I am a performing flatulist."
flatulist-— root word is flatulate —- which means : to fart
so he's saying he's someone who farts professionally.
He continues... "and.."
Judge interrupts, "Just do it."
Mr Methane "Okay certainly. Tonight ladies and gentlemen, I am going to put the art into fart. First of all, I have to adopt the farting position."
Leans back, "Okay".
Guys offstage, "What was that? That was a good one."
Mr Methane, "Music, maestro."
"Thank you."
Guy offstage says, "Look at his fist..." rest of the sentence is difficult to hear.
When he's done, "Thank you."
Guy offstage, "I'm not going to use that microphone after him."
He says, "Thanks."
Judge says "You are a disgusting creature."
Methane says "Shall I go?"
Narrator says, "Sure Mr. Methane blew it."
blew it is slang phrase for losing a game or contest badly.
It sounds like Methane says, "Than you, very good." to the crowd as he leaves.
Judges talking, "I've never seen that before" "Oh I have."
I'm not certaain what they say at the very end.
The guy offstage says something about Methane's shorts, I think.
Methane says something like "Okay thanks guys I think I will..." something I can't quite hear.